I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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