Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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