There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
do nipples grow back?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Randomize
