by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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