Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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