Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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