Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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