I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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