he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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