Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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