Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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