I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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