u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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