oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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