That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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