can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I am midnight drunk by noon
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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