What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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