Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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