On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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