I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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