Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
there is glitter all over my balls
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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