Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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