Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Randomize
