i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
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