He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
my poor anus
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
FUCK WHALES
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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