come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
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I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
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Do I have a choice?
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
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Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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