i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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