addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
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I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
So apparently I’m into choking now
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