My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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