I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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