I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
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