My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
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well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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