i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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