We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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