very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
