You made me cry and you don't even care
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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