found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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