We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
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Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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