Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
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So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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