If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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