i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
love makes seman taste better
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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