I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
now i know why i became what i already was.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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