her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
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The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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