Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
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Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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