can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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