Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
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You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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I'm getting married
To pizza
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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