my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
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I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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