That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
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