My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
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She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
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I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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