If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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