Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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