when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i would punch a child for taco bell
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Randomize
