I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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