return my video game
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
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just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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